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白痴笑话 - Fingers
A man was working with an electric saw (1) when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quickly rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and Ill see what I can do.”
“But I dont have the fingers!”
“What! You dont have the fingers!?” said the doctor, “You should have brought them to me. We have all kinds of operations we could have done like micro-surgery and stuff. We could have put them back as good as new.”
“But Doc, I couldnt pick them up (2).”
<翻译>
有一天，有个男子在使用电锯时不小心把自己的十根手指锯断了。他急忙地跑去急诊室，医生见状便跟他说：「快把你那些指头那给我，我看看我应该如何帮你治疗。」
「可是我没有把我那些指头带来…」这名男子回答着。
「什么！你没有带那些手指头！？」医生对他大叫着。「你应该把它们带过来呀！。我们这里有各种先进的手术，像是精密的显微手术之类的。我们可以把你的手指头很完好地接回去。」
「可是…医生呀，我没有办法把它们捡起来呀！」
[ 此文章被softword在2005-02-26 14:38重新编辑 ]
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