面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是就填了这样的资料……
惟主管看到后，却当场泪流满面。

姓名：English or Chinese?
年龄：Confidential
身高：Not related to the job
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
电话：Ericsson
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班时间：the shorter the better
应征职位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
语言能力：fluent in bullshits
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping
生日：正月初七
经历：Fooling around all the time
曾任职位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautifulgirl, hopefully can find in your company
未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇：Lesser workload the better

接着，他们再看第二位应征者时，这时连吃着饭的经理则吐了出来，董事长更当场
晕倒。

姓名：父母取的
年龄：不小了
身高：很高
体重：中等
居住地：家里
电话：在身上
电子邮件：朋友帮我申请的
上班时间：8小时
应征职位：一位
学历：如果毕业的话有高中学历
语言能力：有
兴趣：很多
生日：还没到吧！
经历：刚来的时候踩到狗屎，Shit！
曾任职位：小学有当过纠察队喔！
已婚未婚：父母有结婚
未来期望：再找好工作
希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我

如果是我当老板我一定会呆掉...........

真的有人敢这样写应征信？

for all the info items, they have a correspondent and proper wording...
kind of joke, but a good example of reading English between the lines

真的是给他够觉得啦.....

猛啊!!!!!

哈哈哈
这篇我看过了
我看的时候也呆掉了
如果我是老板哦．．．
我会觉得他很敷演吧＠＠．．．

I would say good job to the person
were I the interviewer......
however, it's just only for fun~ haha