Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
托兒所學校老師跟她班上說: " 誰能用 '肯定地' 造個句子？"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
首先, 第一個女孩先造句說 "天空是'肯定地"是藍色的" 老師回答說, " 對不起, 艾美, 但天空有時會是灰色的或是橘色的...."
Second little boy..."Leaves are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
第二個小男孩也回答..."樹葉很 "肯定地"是綠色的"....老師又回答說, " 對不起, 但樹葉在秋天時會變成咖啡色的"
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
這時坐在教室後面的小強尼站起來並問說：
"Does a fart have lumps?"
"放屁會有一塊一塊的嗎？"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
老師看起來驚恐的並回答說..."強尼! 當然不會啊!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
"好....那我 '肯定地' 是把屎拉在我褲子上了 "
【心得感想】This is definitely a funny joke! 很不文雅就是了！
