Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
托儿所学校老师跟她班上说: " 谁能用 '肯定地' 造个句子？"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
首先, 第一个女孩先造句说 "天空是'肯定地"是蓝色的" 老师回答说, " 对不起, 艾美, 但天空有时会是灰色的或是橘色的...."
Second little boy..."Leaves are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
第二个小男孩也回答..."树叶很 "肯定地"是绿色的"....老师又回答说, " 对不起, 但树叶在秋天时会变成咖啡色的"
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
这时坐在教室后面的小强尼站起来并问说：
"Does a fart have lumps?"
"放屁会有一块一块的吗？"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
老师看起来惊恐的并回答说..."强尼! 当然不会啊!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
"好....那我 '肯定地' 是把屎拉在我裤子上了 "
【心得感想】This is definitely a funny joke! 很不文雅就是了！
